Autograph

The Bryan Brothers have a new, FUNNY song out in iTunes! It’s featuring Novak Djokovic and Andy Murray. They mentioned that Novak was a natural rapper in an interview, but said that Andy Murray was a little hesitant. (This is the same guy who didn’t say anything at Arthur Ashe Kids Day!) Listen to it right now!

Now it’s time for a REALLY funny picture of Andy Murray in the making of the rap!!!

And here are the lyrics!!!!

Bob Bryan:

See the little girl with the Sharpie in her hand. She’s walking my way ignoring her man. Waited two hours just to see me move. Now give me that pen, and feel the groove. Autograph.

Mike Bryan:

So you got your autograph, now what you gonna do? Take it to the beach, or use it at the zoo. Or put it on the web to make a little money. These autographs, they’re pretty funny. Autograph.

Novak Djokovic:

From Melbourne to Paris, London to New York, the fans start flocking when I step off the court. My name is the Joker and I sign with a smile. Get me some water, I’ll be here a while. Autograph.

Andy Murray:

During Wimbledon, it really gets me crazy. My hand cramps up and my mind gets hazy. I sign and sign but the line doesn’t end. Wake me up tomorrow and let’s do it again. Autograph.

In my opinion, Andy Murray should stick with the tennis! But it is very humorous.

Photo Courtesy of ATP World Tour.

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Volley Highway (The Andy Murray Song) Lyrics

First place with an ace, he moved around with grace
Read a newspaper cutting blowing round in space
And it tells of the tale where Murray without fail
Tried for the finals to be all his rivals
And play the game in his own way
Be the champion…He’s someone you can write about

Come on Andy, Andy Murray, sing Caledonia wild frontier
Come on Andy, Andy Murray
One day you can have no fear
He’ll be King of the Centre Court bathed in cheers

Net ball came the call…Murray stood tall
Though the court looked massive, his racket so small
As he drove his way through Volley Highway
With cuts and passes like lightning flashes
Where the points were long…Murray held on
For a big return
He’s someone you can shout about

Come on Andy, Andy Murray, sing Caledonia wild frontier
Come on Andy, Andy Murray
One day you can have no fear
He’ll be King of the Centre Court bathed in cheers

And now we’re counting down from Murray Mountain
To a date with destiny’s champagne fountain
Going all the way to make this Summer day
A time of victory…sublime ability
All alone the loser goes home
Feels like time to die…but winning
There’s something that’s so good about

Come on Andy, sing Caledonia wild frontier
Come on Andy, Andy Murray
One day you can have no fear
You’ll be King of the Centre Court bathed in cheers

Come on Andy, Andy Murray
Come on Andy, Andy Murray
Come on Andy, Andy Murray
Come on Andy, Andy Murray

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I still feel bleh. And I have homework to do today. I think that’s my body saying, “You should have done your homework on Tuesday when it was assigned instead of waiting!” Now I wish I did it when we got the sheets. But my daddy’s going to help me today (although I’m not allowed to get to close to him). What a fun day. PANCAKE MORNING!!!!!!!!!

Travel to Volley Highway to hear this song.

Thanks to Chris Somerville for the awesome Andy Murray caricature.

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Vamos Rafa Song Lyrics

Vamos Rafa, Vamos Rafa
El Toreador
Vamos Rafa, Vamos Rafa
It’s you they adore

The girls go wild when you hit one down the line
You play with such gusto, mucho gusto all the time

Vamos Rafa, Vamos Rafa
You’ve got them on the run
Vamos Rafa, Vamos Rafa
You should show them your guns

You make King Juan Carlos happy when you win
You’ve got a nasty drop shot and serious, serious topspin

When you leave Majorca
And get to New Yorka
You will find they adore you too
And your fancy tennis shoes
And your Uncle Tony too

Vamos Rafa, Vamos Rafa
Can I borrow your shoes?
Vamos Rafa, Vamos Rafa
With them, I’ll never lose

Adios amigos, see you next time on the courts
In the meantime, por favor, could you do something about those shorts?

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This is a fun song, which also gets on my friends’ nerves! Except I sing the Roger Federer song more. That’s my favorite. Which song do YOU like better? (Choose wisely… :D)

VAMOS to the Rafa song by clicking here!!!!

Thanks to Tennis Temple for the cool Rafa caricature.

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Grand Slam Man (The Roger Federer Song) Lyrics

Roger Federer, you’re getting better-er
Every time I see you play
Roger Federer, that’s what I said-er-er
You’re gonna win it anyway

He’s your Grand Slam Man
He’s your Grand Slam Man

He’s from Switzerland, he’s a wunderkind
But don’t get in his way
You know he’s hopin’ to win the Open
He’s got the opportunity

Roger Federer, you’re a predator
He’ll attack you from the start
Roger Federer, you’re a shred-er-er
He will tear you right apart

He’s your Grand Slam Man
He’s your Grand Slam Man
This one’s for the fans

Roger Federer, you’re getting better-er
I know you always steal the show
Roger Federer, put on your sweater-er
C’mon it’s time to go

He’s your Grand Slam Man
He’s your Grand Slam Man
He’s not just working on his tan

He’s even won in Rotterdam…
And they like him in Japan…
He’s your Grand Slam Man

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This is my all-time favorite song! I can’t go a day without listening to it or singing it! My friends, unfortunately, think it’s annoying when I sing it, and they’re plotting against me with an annoying song they make up. Roger Federer, if you are reading this, this is what your fans are sacrificing for you! (Fans meaning, well, me! My best friends are actually plotting AGAINST me! I always thought it would be the other way around… me plotting against them. Oh well. They will NEVER get me to stop singing this song! Muah ha ha ha ha!!!!!)

If you want to listen to the song yourself, click this magic link.

Thanks to Caricatura for the wonderful Roger Federer Caricature!

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